MI HAREM SE...
o Mi harem se it is a shame to see the only time a real effort goes in to beautifying Vila is as a result of a mad rush to get things done before the ACP meeting. Now the roundabouts at Tagabe have got nice gardens. Shame they should have been done years ago and maintained but there again very little ever gets maintained unless a huge regional event is on the cards and the image of Vanuatu to the outside world is at stake. Silip!
o Mi harem se a ‘Butterball Avatar Michele suddenly left town rather suddenly after publicly going on the prowl after a well connected married man. The wife found out and threatened to gut her and her cat. Now gutting a butterball would be rather messy so she decided to bolt out of town rather quickly before the wife got hold of her. Silip!
o Mi harem se TR is reportedly taking up boxing and practicing with gas bottles. After State of Origin where more than a few beers were consumed he went home and belted up a couple of large gas bottles then told people ‘I got two of the bastards’. How many more gas bottles were waiting to pounce on him is the question many are asking. Perhaps he just took out his frustrations on NSW losing yet again. Silip!
o Mi harem se a rather stupid businessman employed a young expat without getting a valid work permit or renewing his visa or getting a residency permit. When the 20 year old left stone broke they wanted to fine him but he had no money. They then started hassling people to pay the fine who had nothing to do with him other than drive him to the airport and put him up at their home for a few days as a favour. The ‘on the spot fine asked of between vt100,000 and vt150,000 depending on whether a receipt was needed was illegal as he was allowed to go and then others hassled for the balance. A friend offered to give vt50,000 so he could leave. They then tried to get the balance of what was owed off him without success. He is demanding the refund of his vt50,000 as legal advice says it is illegal. The same person who was hassled for money was charged vt100,000 to employ a pilot who had left another company as a pilot. It should have been a lot less and when he tried to get a refund he was politely told ‘sorry once you have paid government you can’t get a refund.’ He is now vt150,000 out of pocket. Silip!
o Mi harem se a tap expert tried to plumb the boss of a nightclub’s wife at a nightclub which became then became a fight club after a number of scuffles broke out and security threw people out. An advertising manager got knocked out for putting too many finishing touches to someone he was trying to sell an advertising insert to rather publicly . The owner of the bar reportedly went way over the top by pepper spraying someone outside the club. I suppose when it is a night club policy of parading girls G strings all over the bar, it could cause problems. Silip!
o Mi harem se memories are very short in government when it comes to things they know little about. After cutting down all the Chinese fan palms in the middle of the road along No3 because they were too high and blocking the vision of vehicles turning. Now in the mad rush to make the place look better for the ACP meet they have planted the same palms in along the same area as before with Alexander palms which grow a lot higher. How much did that cost? We assume in a few years they will make the same mistake as before and replant them in a way that they all die near Korman stadium. Silip!