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MI HAREM SE...
o Mi harem se, what is happening with TVL?
They are putting their building at the CBD on the market. The TVL section is 3.5 million Australian dollars and Vanuatu Post building is 5 million dollars.
o Mi harem se a rather drunk ex blonde ex hairdresser made herself look rather silly and having no respect for the Leukemia foundation fund raiser quiz at Coconut Palms last week. According to people who were there, she won a raffle with voucher gifts from three organisations and screwed them up in disgust because she was uptight she didn’t win alcohol. Silip!
o Mi harem se selling poulet fish to restaurants is against the law for expatriates as it is a Ni Vanuatu reserved industry. So who was the Kiwi seen selling poulet fish to the Waterfront after he had caught them? Mi harem se a German investor has a fishing boat and concerns have been raised about whether he intends fishing for poulet. It is simple. He cannot as it is a reserved industry. Silip!
o Mi harem se Claes Bjornum is back in town. He has been away a long time and when he was walking down the road a Ni van recognised him and said, “You are not6 dead yet?” No he is very much alive and kicking. Also mi harem se it didn’t take long for someone to threaten him when an expat threatened to get man Tanna onto him over a dispute over money owed in rent and work done. The person who made the threat should understand that Claes probably still knows more Ni vans than most expats here. Good to see he is here. Daily Post invites him to our office for an interview on how his retirement in Sweden is going. Silip!
o Dear dobber, mi harem se Officials blong Port Vila region oli singaotem propose candidate blong flower-Blo-Burau long wan miting long las week, from propose candidate igat wan attitude issue. Emi no go long parlemen iet be propose candidate blong Burao ia hemi hot-hed bitim mark finis. Naoia ol sapota oli jus luk real hem nao.....silip.. Silip!
o Mi harem se security was ridiculously tight when Bainimarama was here. Bodyguards were reportedly armed and chased away Ni vans coming to close to his Warwick hotel bungalow on the water. Asking for problems if they were from Erakor in their custom area. A convoy of cars with police and sirens everywhere they went. Wonder what happened when Unelco had a power cut one evening. I bet absolute chaos and paranoia. My god if it was like that with just a handful of MSG leaders what the hell is it going to be like in July with the ACP meeting.
o Mi harem se Mike from Pro Med is going to shave off his goatee beard that he has had for 30 years to raise money for Leukemia along with John Patterson who has already been promised money to shave his off and wants more people to help this worthy cause by donating funds if he goes totally bald and clean shaven. That sounds like the second coming. Krystal is also shaving her head bald. The shaving will be done at a special event at Coconut Palms today at 5pm. Support this worthy cause – call Patto on 5541342 and help raise money ,no matter how small for leukemia. Silip!
o Mi harem se you should keep next Saturday afternoon free. A special fundraiser to help the beach volleyball girls get to the Olympics is taking place at beautiful Aquana resort in Eratap. There will be a demonstration beach volleyball match, there will be live music as Sunday Skool music jam will be held there at the same time. There will be happy hour prices all day, fireworks and raffles. Help our girls. Be there. Also a big thanks to the Chinese Embassy who have agreed to sponsor all accommodation for the girls in two trips to China as part of their route to the Olympics. Thank you China! Silip!