MI HAREM SE...

o Mi harem se the new large mobile billboard has nearly caused a few accidents as taxi and bus driver's attention gets diverted to the screen and away from the road. One bus driver nearly went up the back of a vehicle when the driver was watching what was on the mobile billboard last week. Silip!

o Mi harem se a large breasted red head squirrel was seen walking along the road looking for her nuts when she lost all her wheel nuts and then the wheel fell off her truck. Normally you stop when a wheel nut comes off but not the red headed squirrel who continued driving and another clump and rattle was head as the second and then third of the wheel nuts came off. When the fourth nut came off going around the corner of the main road opposite Chew store, her partner yelled at her to pull over. “I will' she said as the wheel hub then fell off. 'Pull over' screamed her partner. “I will' she replied and then the wheel fell off and backed up traffic as she went searching for her lost nuts. Silip!

o Mi harem se the dame large breasted woman is really a blonde in disguise as she opened her front door to let out her dog, stark naked and was shocked to see her staff member standing there closely examining his boss's antimony. She shrieked and slammed the door. The employee was last seen getting psychiatric assistance for shock and nerves as his boss was not a natural red head as thought Silip1

o Mi harem se an expat businessman was followed everywhere in the Grand hotel by two security guards after a tip off that he was in the secret society of xmas ball grabbers. He still managed to steal a bauble when they were distracted. Silip!

o Mi harem se a large pig that was in the back of a truck escaped from the rope tied to its legs and bolted for freedom off the truck near Kaiviti. It landed on an expat woman's toes and was trying to dig its way under the Kaiviti fence whilst ni vans ran after it and grabbed it back legs and dragged it back to the footpath. The expat female was shocked and having heart palpitations and tourist were watching bemused. Silip!

o Mi harem se people with dogs should keep an eye on them as Christmas and new year approaches as fresh dog meat is a cheap alternative for some man Tanna and dogs go missing over the festive season and often end up cooked. If you love your pets don't let them out on the road. Silip!

o Mi harem se famous 60's guru and hippy icon Richard Neville is in town with his family and celebrating his 70th birthday. Neville set up the infamous Oz magazine in the 60's in Sydney and later in London, got busted and jailed for obscenity when today there would be no case in the infamous trial in London attended by rock celebrities. He wrote the best selling novel The Life and Crimes of Charles Sobraj with his wife and became a well-known futurist giving keynote speeches around the world. Daily Post wishes him and his family a happy Christmas. Silip!

o Mi harem se the new Shakers nightclub is now selling great food over the bar including the cheapest burgers, hotdogs and pizzas in town. Great for lining the stomach so you can drink more. Silip!