DailyPost Administrator posted on December 05, 2009 13:59
- Mi harem se the natapoa tree behind the old library and Healthwise is a well known 'knocking shop' with amorous couples at night. One woman was seen having sex with someone who wasn't her husband on Thursday night at around 9pm and was chased by a seecurity guard from the building next door. The guy was running with his trousers around his ankles and she with her panties in her hands. The Natapoa Knocking Shop is now under watch by security so amorous couples wanting a quick aerobics session should beware. Silip!
- Mi harem se the dobber has to dob himself in as he has others. Aftrer kava he came home, fell down some steps and broke his foot. He now looks like big foot. He then had someone reverse into his truck at Traverso and is now waiting for the third unlucky strike. Silip!
- Mi harem se counterfeit Euro notes are being circulated in Vila. As most people don't know or see many of these EURO notes, someone is taking advantage of the situation. Check for the thin band through the note, Good photocopies don't have them. Contasct the banks and Reserve Bank if you see anything suspicious. Silip!
- Mi harem se poor Chris Dawson is likely to have a shitty xmas in jail. Having been found guilty of rape, digital rape and anal rape he is now looking at a long jail sentence according to lawyers when his sentence comes up on 17 December. In the past when expats have been jailed they are usually released and deported when their residency runs out. One stupid mistake has cost him his freedom, his business and his family. Shame as he has been in Vanuatu 20 years and is a popular bloke. Shit happens. Silip!
- Dear Dobber, mi harem se Lw week I just pass nomo. Long last Saturday I kat wan accident long road long Takara. Police Ibin kam, be police I drong. Instead blong help, hemi faitem boy mo askem vt10,000. Boy I gkat vt7000 nomo mo I givem long hem. Wanem kaen polis fasin ia. Silip!
- In Ogden, Utah, in October, Adam Manning, 30, accompanied his pregnant girlfriend to the McKay-Dee Hospital emergency room as she was going into labor. According to witnesses, as a nurse attended to the woman, Manning began flirting with her, complimenting the nurse's looks and giving her neck rubs. When Manning then allegedly groped the nurse's breast, she called for security, and Manning was eventually arrested and taken to jail, thus missing the birth of his child. [Salt Lake Tribune, 10-10-09]
- Andrew Burwitz, 20, was arrested in Appleton, Wis., in November and charged with drive-by shootings into two residences. No one was hit, and the major damage was done to Burwitz's car, in that Burwitz fired the first shot before he remembered to roll down the window. [Post-Crescent (Appleton), 11-5-09]