DailyPost Administrator posted on November 14, 2009 12:55
- Mi harem se one of Crappers kids who works with Survivor and flies all around the world was meeting his girlfriend here and so he flew in with a large box of condoms. He was stopped by customs at the airport and was told that the condoms were pornographic and he was not allowed to use them. What kind of crazy statement to make to a tourist, that he is not allowed to use the condoms here. Silip!
- Mi harem se Christmas is six weeks away yet Digicel came to the Post with Santa claus and the cricket team bearing a Christmas cake and posing for photos. Bit early but thanks for the mud cake, it was great! Silip!
- Mi harem se Ni Van builders were putting up a steel prefab workshop and couldn't get the bits to fit so they decided they would saw off pices and redrill holes on virtually every piece. The owner freaked out just in time and told them 'uh turn the pieces over' Voila, they fit. They had already marked all the places they were going to saw and drill and it was lucky the owner turned up before they had gone ahead and damaged the prefab to make it fit the wrong way. Silip!
- Mi harem se an MP was berated in public for chasing another mans wife. Voices were raised and a bottle was broken. The man who found out that the MP was pursuing his wife has threatened to dismember him if he continues. Silip!
- Dear Dobber, mi harem se naoia I gat tufala newfala rugby club I form long Vila, wan nem blong hem FR8 mo narawan nem blong hem ITL. Bae sometimes long next week bae referee I singaotem wan meeting blong lukluk first gem blong tufala, from samfala player ia oli olfala finis, taem blong olgeta I finis, be olis stap wantem play, oli mekem se team istap play lus nomo. Silip!
- Dear Dobber, mi harem se ol man Paama bai I no longtaem bae truck I ron ating MP I just wake up. Silip!
- Mi Harem Se one French chef made a “Bu Bu” (that is the chef at El Gecko) when he severely beat his dog in public. He was seen to hold the dogs head down on the ground whilst PUNCHING it in the head over and over! Then he kicked the dog all over its poor body breaking his thong. That is when the dog made it's escape, only to be chased after for more of a beating!! There should be fines for animal abuse and what a shame there isn't an RSPCA here! That man doesn't deserve to own a dog.Silip!