DailyPost Administrator posted on September 16, 2009 09:06

-Mi harem se in 2008 Sean and Tarnya Brindle visited Vanuatu. Whilst here they befriended fellow muso Jonathon at Breakas resort. Recognizing a struggling muso with potential Sean and Tarnya decided to purchase Jonathon a Yamaha keyboard on their arrival back in Perth. Sean was tragically killed in a bicycle accident over the Christmas of 2008, yet the keyboard was delivered to Jonathon through a network of family and friends. Check out the last journey of the keyboard at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy66e9AuXBI On Friday it is Sean's birthday and Tarnya would like to have some kava sent back for his friends to have in honor of him. If any of our readers are heading back to Australia over the next 24/48 hours and can take back a kilo of kava and post it onto Tarnya, then can they please contact Cameron on 7756990.
-Mi harem se the Post publisher is irritated that the government appareently do not have a problem if an indigeous Ni Van has radio station and now a newspaper but when the Post publisher wanted permission to set up a radio station he was blocked and told by Crowby that government were going to pass legislation on cross media ownership and it wouldn't be allowed. Is this another blatant discrimination against white national citizens? If so the government may find themselves in court. Silip!
-Dear dobber, Mi harem se the company cutting down the palm trees at No3 need to use some common sense. They are systematically killing all the palm trees by cutting through the roots and not putting any warning signs up advising traffic to go in the opposite lane or advising fast approaching traffic that the lanes merge and to slow. There have already been a few near misses with cars having to pull up suddenly. Silip!
-Mi harem se the dobber and his wife went to the Miss Pasifika male beauty pageant and was roped into being a judge. He went as far as kissing the winner without realizing his antics were being recorded. Silip!
-Want to Live Forever? Well, you can't, but your DNA can for the small one time fee of $399. Under a mountain in a nuclear proof shelter in Switzerland is where it would be stored. Not only do they store your DNA, but also your memories. Once you get your DNA kit and send it back you can upload images, video, audio and documents to the SwissDNABank for them to store forever. I guess if human cloning ever becomes legal you could always come back.
-People With Worse Sex Lives Than You
Taking a bad idea and making it worse, and then worse than that, and finally, even worse, still: A medical journal this month reported the predicament of the fella who first decided that the thing to do was to insert a ball-point pen into his urethra. That didn't feel as good as he originally thought, and so he decided, second, that the thing to do was push it further in to see if that made him tingle. No, OK, forget the whole thing. But it was now in too far to pull out. He decided the thing to do, third, was push it in even further because then it might get to be accessible through his rectum. (Anatomy tip: They're not connected.) Neurotopia blog /// Canadian Journal of Urology (abstract)